Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Vroooom vroomm vrrooooooom....



I am quite surprised to receive 2 comments on my 1st post, one that I perceived to be the most insignificant and inconsequential post in the history of Blogging. However it was quite encouraging and here I am putting my silly thoughts together to test your appetite for craziness. 

So this one is about the only thing I feel positive about currently. Driving. No I am not talking about 'Tobu Cycles', something that people who know me can max imagine me doing. Yes, driving is my current activity of liking (Don't want to call it a hobby, that sounds more like the conclusive section of one's CV).

So like all guys, even I love driving - I haven't really come across any woman talk passionately about it yet. Here is a mixed bag of random emotions I can associate with driving.

1. One may have seen it in movies and found it amusing, ahem I do that too, well I talk to my 'Baby'; yes that's what I fondly call my car (giggling). I know dramatic, but it makes me connect and empathize with her (sometimes I wonder if she has any feelings)

2. So when I am on the road, I feel like an Empress taking a stroll on her Royal steed. This sense of supremacy is beyond expression. In my lingo  'I totally loves'

3. A long drive is one of the best stress busters ever, but happens only during weekend trips, out of town. So on the highway, its totally 'my way'. Always end up starting a car race, so much fun, helps reach the destination faster. See, how useful.

4. But there is also a not-so-good part to driving, and that is city driving 'I hates'. So what annoys me?
    a) Hate the city roads with pot-holes and speed breakers that makes it feel like a camel back ride. Driving after meals is not a good idea at all!

    b) If I were given a chance to kill someone, I'd surely want to blow off the auto-rickshaw drivers, who wear that 'This road belongs to me, so I'll drive however' look on their faces. 'Boom'

    c) Then you have these cluttered spots on the wide roads where you'd come across some pretty looking women who'd try all possible gestures and poses to stall the traffic. Hang on women, just because you pay tax, doesn't mean you can resort to such appalling techniques. 'Shame Shame!'

   d) And how can i miss those with two wheels.  These bikers I tell you, all they need is  a set of wings and they could just take off! but little do they know that they might just land up in heaven. 

   e) City driving brings out the best(*worrsht) of my vocabulary out in the open. And that is when you could get to see the classic example of 'road rage'. Well I usually don't swear, but those who've been out with me, can assure you 100% entertainment, that too free of cost.

So then, I sign off now hoping I get to go for a long drive soon. Anyone for company? No really I am a darn good driver....Safe, reliable and totally entertaining :)

Mind it! 


PS: I don't like the idea of people evaluating what I write (I m not a sport with criticism, in general) so I shall delete any negative comments posted. Thank You.